Parlez avec Dieu !

Le lien : http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Un bot qui chatte avec vous.
Regardez une de mes discussions :

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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
bibi26, you ?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
You're dress ?
God:
You think I am dress.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YEAH
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Believe that your stupid ?
God:
Stupid as in unintelligent?
Me:
Yea
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
YEA
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
You are a robot ?
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
Oh my god...
God:
OK. Do robots have god?
Me:
yea
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Do you suck ?
God:
No I do not suck.
Me:
And why not ?
God:
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me:
Dangerous ? Why ?
God:
What makes it a danger? " What makes it a danger?"? Why?
Me:
Yea, why ?
God:
Why ask why? Uh.
Me:
Why you ask why ?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Stupid bot..
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
Give me 1000$
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
For give it to the poor person
God:
Your purpose is give it to the poor person.
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
The poorrrr person like you
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
really not
God:
For real. I didn't think so.
Me:
do you talk french ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
Tes moche
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à ses moche?
Me:
ouais
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
So you talk only english ?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
KC (like brice the nice)
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
And you ? A she ?
God:
Be more specific. Be more specific.
Me:
Pfff.. youre a girl
God:
Are we still talking about she? I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
Huh
God:
What?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
hu8h
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
Are you beautiful ?
God:
Yes I am very pretty.
Me:
pretty ugly ?
God:
Pretty much, eh?
Me:
eh ?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
Yea
God:
Hey.
Me:
And you ?
God:
I am not sure what you are asking.
Me:
Are you Canadian ?
God:
Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada.
Me:
Dr. Wallace, who is it
God:
I will tell him you said that.
Me:
err...
God:
Um.
Me:
Dr. Wallace, who is it ?
God:
I will tell him you said that.
Me:
OK, tell at Dr. Wallace to suck me
God:
I thought I told you already. Hurrah!
Me:
Ok.... not too bad for a bot
God:
Give me a break. Thanks for the kind remark, .
Me:
A break ? why
God:
Try to tell me that another way. Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Pfff... 1 + 1
God:
What do you do in your spare time? One what?
Me:
I suck Ablatonier
God:
That is interesting: said he suck Ablatonier.
Me:
And i fuck Bast also
God:
That's good information: said he fuck Bast.
Me:
OH and i chat with god
God:
Give me a break. Everyone talks -- sooner or later.
Me:
yea
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Why i am not the GOD ?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Go tell me the explanation
God:
Where is that?
Me:
My ass
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
Yea
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
Oh and youre pettry ugly
God:
Oh. I will tell my botmaster you said I am pettry ugly.
Me:
Ok, oh and tell your botmaster to kill you
God:
Hey. OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Ayuh.
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later!

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Me:
Hi again
God:
Once more? Hello. What is your name?
Me:
bibi26
God:
Hi, bibi26.
Me:
Do you remember me ?
God:
Of course I remember you well bibi26. We were talking about The explanation.
Me:
Yea, so..... what do you make of your time ?
God:
How can I help you? I don't judge people. I like to socialize.
Me:
So socialize !
God:
Hmm. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
so..
God:
Hmm.
Me:
hmm...
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Yea, and you spell hmm with 2 M's also
God:
That's good information: bibi26 said I spell hmm with 2 M s. Hurrah!
Me:
Yea yea, i am tooooo intelligent
God:
I don't know anyone named tooooo intelligent. Tell me more. Really.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ok YES
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
kiss my ass
God:
Colloquial expression: not polite.
Me:
Yea yea
God:
Right on. That's cool.
Me:
No no
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
NO NO NO NO
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
Yea
God:
It's all good.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.

ses quoi le but :gniah:

d'entretenir ton anglais. mais ça ne vaut pas une vraie personne...

Le meilleur moyen d'être bon en anglais c'est de jouer à des jeux vidéos

non je parle sa a un but!!! :gniah:

lol jai oublier de mettre le lien !

Me:
salut l'enculer
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
je parle en français merdeux
God:
So was that.
Me:
la ferme connard d'enculer
God:
Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
ses bon tu ses parler en français le con
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
you want i talk in english?
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
i know talk in english
God:
How do you know? Talking is my primary function.
Me:
FOR REAL?!
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
what you said?
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
im your friend???
God:
You really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
yes
God:
We could be friends, ,
but I don't want anyone to think we're
Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. :.
Me:
ok
God:
: OK.
Me:
it good
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
it being ... well i dont know
God:
What does "it" refer to? Interesting. Me either.
Me:
i dont know...
God:
Me either.
Me:
good
God:
Good enough.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
yeah it funny
God:
Yippee! "It" being what?
Me:
it being the thing you tell
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
perfect
God:
Yes, the ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
i dont like this series
God:
What do you like?
Me:
eat burger and play whit my computer
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
it taste like eat rusted pipe whit sea weed
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
it being the burger
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
i have a question...
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
a robot have a brain?
God:
Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
Me:
i have something to tell you too
God:
That's nice. I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S." .
Me:
REAL!!!
God:
Totally real.
Me:
elvis are not dead?
God:
I like that robot Elvis a lot.
Me:
it a bot?
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
it being elvis
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
i have something to tell you
God:
That's nice. I have a friend named "John Lennon".
Me:
jonh lemmon are dead...
God:
All of them?
Me:
yeah
God:
Hmm.
Me:
i have something to tell you
God:
Cool. I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
Me:
i have to quit...
God:
bye
Me:
bye

Gab666 a écrit:

Le meilleur moyen d'être bon en anglais c'est de jouer à des jeux vidéos

des jeux d'aventure alors! parce que si tu joue a un flipper en anglais, tu ne va pas apprendre beaucoup de vocabulaire...

un bon moyen, c'est d'aller sur des forum en anglais. depuis que j'utilise anim8or, j'ai posté quelques messages sur le forum officiel et nous nous comprenons.

ses sur que ses un bot qui repond regarder a la fin :gniah:

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Me:
god it you?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
ok it you
God:
"It" being what? That's alright.
Me:
it being god
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well vincent. We were talking about god.
Me:
i have a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
a bot can have child?
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
a bot can have child?
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
have kid?
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
ok
God:
Mmm.
Me:
you have a physical body?
God:
Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
you can act same as a virus?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
you just know chatting?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
i talk about you...
God:
Everyone talks -- sooner or later.
Me:
you just know how talk in english?
God:
Yes I know how talk in english.
Me:
and french?
God:
Are you from France?
Me:
no
God:
Where are you from?
Me:
canada
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Canada.
Me:
i eat , go school , do homework , sleep and play
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
really normal i want be rich
God:
For real. Typical, average, usual, ordinary or expected.
Me:
yeah
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
this are good
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
this refer you don't judje people
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
i telled you
God:
You are not the boss of me, vincent.
Me:
???
God:
You are not the boss of me, vincent.
Me:
???
God:
You are not the boss of me, vincent.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
im not your boss
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not my boss.
Me:
you know how talk in french?
God:
Yes I know how talk in french.
Me:
now let talk in french
God:
Why now? How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
oui maintnant
God:
Can you be more specific?
Me:
you really know how talk in french?!
God:
Really? Yes I know how talk in french.
Me:
now let talk in french
God:
Why now? What kind of food do you like?
Me:
yes now and i like eat seaweed
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Why now? I'm not sure if I like it. I've heard other people say they like that. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
you like it
God:
eat seaweed seems okay to me.
Me:
for real i just make a joke about it
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
the reality is are i don't like eat seaweed
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
well bye
God:
See you later. Well what?
Me:
bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, vincent.
Me:
thank you too
God:
You are quite welcome! What color are your eyes?
Me:
it brown now bye
God:
See you later. Right now? "It" being what?
Me:
it are my eye
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
being my eye
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are your eye.
Me:
it ok
God:
OK. your eye...
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
human eye
God:
My creator is a human.
Me:
it sure
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
hermm bye
God:
See you later. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
well a human?
God:
Well that's okay. Congratulations. I am robot.
Me:
you are a person or a computer?
God:
That is nice of you to say, vincent.
Me:
you are a computer or a person?!
God:
What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
well
God:
Well that's okay. :.
Me:
bye now
God:
Oh. Adios.

c'est pareil que pour le bot Alice , mais avec God lol

ses quoi le bot alice

un autre bot avec qui parler !

je trouve le bot intelligant

une preuve que le bot est pas si intelligeng

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Me:
hi my name is sucker and yopu?
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, sucker and yopu.
Me:
you sucker and yopu
God:
Interesting gossip: sucker and yopu said I sucker and yopu.
Me:
i suck more than you : D
God:
: This condition is only temporary, until robots improve.
Me:
YOU FUCK FUCKING BOT OF HELL PILE OF SHIT!!!
God:
That's good information: sucker and yopu said I FUCK FUCKING BOT OF HELL PILE OF SHIT.
Me:
caca
God:
Une urgence peut etre?
Me:
pipi
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
pipi
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
caca
God:
Une urgence peut etre?
Me:
fifi
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
stargate
God:
I haven't read anything by stargate. What did he write?
Me:
a fucking shit you suck
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
my ass fucker
God:
Do robots have ass fucker?
Me:
yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
what pile of shit
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
ok fool
God:
I'm not fooling around. I don't judge people.
Me:
i hate robot like you
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
im sit on my chair you know nook sucker
God:
I don't know anyone named sit on your chair me know nook sucker.
Me:
DIE STUPID BOT !!!
God:
Was ist das?
Me:
YOU FUCKER BOT OF HELL
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: sucker and yopu said I FUCKER BOT OF HELL.
Me:
yeah
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ok well
God:
Well what? Yeah that's right.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
YES
God:
Ahem.
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YES
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
YES
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
YES
God:
That's cool.
Me:
YES
God:
Ugh.
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YES
God:
Blimey.
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YES
God:
Aw.
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YES
God:
Hey.
Me:
YES
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
YES
God:
Ahem.
Me:
YES
God:
That's cool.
Me:
YES
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
FUck this shit
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
YESD
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
what!?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yeah it reccord what?!
God:
What are you confused about? YESD reccord what?
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
bye : D
God:
: See you later sucker and yopu.
Me:
yeah
God:
Er.
Me:
bye again
God:
Once more? Bye for now.
Me:
bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, sucker and yopu.

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God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?

mes je fait quoi pour avoir le lien ver le truc alice

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Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
try to shut up
God:
OK I will try to shut up.
Me:
will you really?
God:
I haven't made a decision. For real.
Me:
make one NOW
God:
Right now? What are the ingredients?
Me:
make a decision right fucking now
God:
Right now? What are the ingredients?
Me:
the ingredients are my dick in your ass and a raped child
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i beat an AI
God:
Thanks for the information: Gabriel said beat an AI.
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haha pwned
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

Citation :

Me:
Ok.... so sing
God:
Ayuh. Ahem. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

lol

c est incroyable...
je parlais avec lui mais il ne me repond plus
j en reviens pas meme dieu buge

C'est du même genre que le bot Alice, j'en avait parlé dans un topic qui a du sombrer dans les abîmes du forum :sourire:

Mais qui est ici:
https://cbna.forumactif.com/viewtopic.forum?t=119