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MessageSujet: You have a problem and decide to ...   Lun 1 Fév 2016 - 16:25

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You have a problem and decide to use Java.
Now you have a ProblemFactory.

You have a problem and decide to use Python.
Now you have something that looks, swims and quacks like a problem.

You have a problem and decide to use binary.
Now you have 10 problems.

You have a problem and decide to use floating points.
Now you have 1.00000000000001 problems.

You have a problem and decide to use Apple.
Now you have a shiny problem.

You have a problem and decide to use threads.
Now have a you problem.

You have a problem and decide to use mutexes.
Now you

You have a problem and decide to use LISP.
Now you have a list of problems.

You have a problem and decide to use asynchronous calls.
Now you wait for having a problem.

You have a problem and decide to use Smalltalk.
Now you have a metaproblem.

You have a problem and decide to use an unchecked cast.
Now you have a solution and it is Segmentation Fault.

You have a problem and decide to use JavaScript.
Now you have 3 problems in Firefox, 5 problems in Safari, 2 problems in Chrome, and 11 problems in Internet Explorer.

You have a problem and decide to use a sandbox.
Now you still have a problem but you don't care.

You have a problem and decide to write a Makefile.
Now you know how to make problems.

You have a problem and decide to use anagrams.
Now you have lamb rope.

You have a problem and decide to use Unicode.
��� ��� ���� � �������.

You have a problem and decide to use STL.
Now you have a _Hashtable_iterator<std::pair<const basic_string<char, str::char_traits<char>, std::allocator<char> >, int>, basic_string<char, std::char_traits<char>, std::allocator<char > >...

You have a problem and decide to use pair programming.
Now you have someone else's problem.

You have a problem and decide to google it.
Now you know 31,457 ways to describe your problem and around 15 completely wrong solutions for it.

You have a problem and decide to upgrade to paid version.
Now you have an Ultimate Pro blem.

You have a problem and decide to use Agile.
Now you have an epic problem.

You have a problem and decide to use Haskell.
Now you have a lazy problem.

You have a problem and decide to use Maven.
Now you have a problem snapshot.

You have a problem and decide to use JPA.
Now you have a persistent problem.

You have a problem and decide to use crowd sourcing.
Now it's their problem.

You have a problem and decide to use Scala.
Now you have problem traits.

You have a problem and decide to use Prolog.
Now there exists a person that has at least one problem.

You have a problem and decide to use static code verification.
Now you can prove that you have a problem.

You have a problem and decide to use SQL.
Now you have two problems but you can join them.

You have a problem and decide to use -Wall.
Now you have a problem and 21 warnings.

You have a problem and decide to use Visual Basic.
Now you resume next.

You have a problem and decide to use Visual C++.
Now you have a ?Problem@@YAXHD@Z.

You have a problem and decide to use Splash.
But nothing happened.

You have a problem and decide to use ZSH.
Now you have a pro<TAB>

You have a problem and decide to use LaTeX.
Now you have a problem, perhaps a missing \item.

You have a problem and decide to use Debian.
Now you have a problem, a problem-common and a problem-dev.

You have a problem and decide to use XML.
Now you have a <problem xmlns="http://problem-working-group.org/schemas/2015/problem">

You have a problem and decide to use Ada.
Now you have a rendezvous with your problem.

You have a problem and decide to use PHP.
Now you have a problemsolve(). Or a problem_solve(). Or a problem_real_solve(). You're not sure.

You have a problem and decide to use CoffeeScript.
Now you've had a problem before it was cool.

You have a problem and decide to use C++ metaprogramming.
Now you have a partial problem specialization.

You have a problem and decide to post it on StackOverflow.
Now you have a favorite problem.

You have a problem and decide to use Perl.
Now you have a comprehensive problem archive network.

You have a problem and decide to use tips at startup.
Did you know that you have a problem?

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MessageSujet: Re: You have a problem and decide to ...   Lun 1 Fév 2016 - 16:37

Ahah pas mal :p

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MessageSujet: Re: You have a problem and decide to ...   Mar 2 Fév 2016 - 19:16

Bien trouvé ^^

J'ai surtout apprécié le fait qu'aucun ne commence par :
"You have a problem and decide to use C."

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MessageSujet: Re: You have a problem and decide to ...   Mar 2 Fév 2016 - 19:22

You have a problem and decide to use C.
Now you have a segmentation fault.

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MessageSujet: Re: You have a problem and decide to ...   Mar 2 Fév 2016 - 19:35

You have a problem and decide to use assembly.
The answer never come so fast. Loosing your hard disk drive either.

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MessageSujet: Re: You have a problem and decide to ...   Mar 2 Fév 2016 - 19:54

You have a problem and decide to use recursivity.
Now you Program exited with signal SIGSEGV

You have a problem and decide to use iterations.
Now you have a problem.
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Now you have a problem.

You have a problem and decide to use PHP.
$Now $you $have $a $problem.

You have a problem and decide to use C++.
Now you are the problem.

You have a problem and decide to use Windows 10.
Something happened.

You have a problem and decide to use Java.
Now you #
# A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment:
#
# EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x67e864d0, pid=8140, tid=8012
#
# JRE version: 7.0_25-b17
# Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (23.25-b01 mixed mode windows-x86 )
# Problematic frame:
# C [aticfx32.dll+0x264d0] OpenAdapter+0x78e0
#
# Failed to write core dump. Minidumps are not enabled by default on client versions of Windows
#
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MessageSujet: Re: You have a problem and decide to ...   Mar 2 Fév 2016 - 20:28

You have a problem and decide to use TI-Basic.
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[Battery dead]

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MessageSujet: Re: You have a problem and decide to ...   Mar 2 Fév 2016 - 20:29

Haha, elle sont très bonne aussi les vôtres.

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