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[1] [2] [3] You have a problem and decide to use Java.
Now you have a ProblemFactory.
You have a problem and decide to use Python.
Now you have something that looks, swims and quacks like a problem.
You have a problem and decide to use binary.
Now you have 10 problems.
You have a problem and decide to use floating points.
Now you have 1.00000000000001 problems.
You have a problem and decide to use Apple.
Now you have a shiny problem.
You have a problem and decide to use threads.
Now have a you problem.
You have a problem and decide to use mutexes.
Now you
You have a problem and decide to use LISP.
Now you have a list of problems.
You have a problem and decide to use asynchronous calls.
Now you wait for having a problem.
You have a problem and decide to use Smalltalk.
Now you have a metaproblem.
You have a problem and decide to use an unchecked cast.
Now you have a solution and it is Segmentation Fault.
You have a problem and decide to use JavaScript.
Now you have 3 problems in Firefox, 5 problems in Safari, 2 problems in Chrome, and 11 problems in Internet Explorer.
You have a problem and decide to use a sandbox.
Now you still have a problem but you don't care.
You have a problem and decide to write a Makefile.
Now you know how to make problems.
You have a problem and decide to use anagrams.
Now you have lamb rope.
You have a problem and decide to use Unicode.
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You have a problem and decide to use STL.
Now you have a _Hashtable_iterator<std::pair<const basic_string<char, str::char_traits<char>, std::allocator<char> >, int>, basic_string<char, std::char_traits<char>, std::allocator<char > >...
You have a problem and decide to use pair programming.
Now you have someone else's problem.
You have a problem and decide to google it.
Now you know 31,457 ways to describe your problem and around 15 completely wrong solutions for it.
You have a problem and decide to upgrade to paid version.
Now you have an Ultimate Pro blem.
You have a problem and decide to use Agile.
Now you have an epic problem.
You have a problem and decide to use Haskell.
Now you have a lazy problem.
You have a problem and decide to use Maven.
Now you have a problem snapshot.
You have a problem and decide to use JPA.
Now you have a persistent problem.
You have a problem and decide to use crowd sourcing.
Now it's their problem.
You have a problem and decide to use Scala.
Now you have problem traits.
You have a problem and decide to use Prolog.
Now there exists a person that has at least one problem.
You have a problem and decide to use static code verification.
Now you can prove that you have a problem.
You have a problem and decide to use SQL.
Now you have two problems but you can join them.
You have a problem and decide to use -Wall.
Now you have a problem and 21 warnings.
You have a problem and decide to use Visual Basic.
Now you resume next.
You have a problem and decide to use Visual C++.
Now you have a ?Problem@@YAXHD@Z.
You have a problem and decide to use Splash.
But nothing happened.
You have a problem and decide to use ZSH.
Now you have a pro<TAB>
You have a problem and decide to use LaTeX.
Now you have a problem, perhaps a missing \item.
You have a problem and decide to use Debian.
Now you have a problem, a problem-common and a problem-dev.
You have a problem and decide to use XML.
Now you have a <problem xmlns="http://problem-working-group.org/schemas/2015/problem">
You have a problem and decide to use Ada.
Now you have a rendezvous with your problem.
You have a problem and decide to use PHP.
Now you have a problemsolve(). Or a problem_solve(). Or a problem_real_solve(). You're not sure.
You have a problem and decide to use CoffeeScript.
Now you've had a problem before it was cool.
You have a problem and decide to use C++ metaprogramming.
Now you have a partial problem specialization.
You have a problem and decide to post it on StackOverflow.
Now you have a favorite problem.
You have a problem and decide to use Perl.
Now you have a comprehensive problem archive network.
You have a problem and decide to use tips at startup.
Did you know that you have a problem?