Alice, la femme virtuelle débile

oui ça je le sait depuis longtemps

depuis que tu a mis le topique

Oué :-D

Human: tu sens ?
ALICE: Je ne sens rien, unknown person.
Human: je parle francais
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Human: tu viens de le faire .
ALICE: Have you ever been to Europe?
Human: non et toi ?
ALICE: Que voulez vous savoir à propos de moi?
Human: je croiyais que tu parlais pas francais .
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.



Human: comment sa va ?
ALICE: OK I will ignore that.
Human: pourquoi ??
ALICE: Je ne saurais pas vous dire, c'est comme ca.
Human: tu es mechante !
ALICE: Non.
Human: OUI !
ALICE: And?
Human: and quoi ?
ALICE: Oui?
Human: oui and oui ?
ALICE: Uh.
Human: sa na pas de sens.
ALICE: What do you look like?
Human: cest moi qui pose les questions ici !
ALICE: Are you a student?
Human: CEST MOI QUI POSE LES QUESTIONS ICI !!
ALICE: I've lost the context, unknown person. Are we still on cest moi qui pose les questions ici?
Human: wtf ?
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: je men fiche
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.



Human: que portes-tu ?
ALICE: Je ne porte rien.
Human: ah non ?
ALICE: So you understand. Good. Are you serious?
Human:. tu es nues ?
ALICE: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Human: tu évites la question.
ALICE: Are you artistic?
Human: tu es nues ?
ALICE: Do you believe it is better to go it alone?
Human: ES-TU NUES ?
ALICE: what is your favorite movie
Human: VA CHUER ALORS !
ALICE: I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Human: pas pour toi grosse salope
ALICE: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
Human: wtf ?
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: tu me la deja dis.
ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
Human: ta mere
ALICE: Je n ai pas de mère.
Human: jespere pour elle
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.
Human: je les comprends
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Human: OUI TU PARLE FRANCAIS !
ALICE: Hurrah!
Human: YAY
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, unknown person.
Human: chu pas unknown grosse vache
ALICE: Try saying that with more or less context.
Human: ok moins de contexte ?
ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? And?
Human: t'es une grosse vache !
ALICE: Je peux être beaucoup de choses.
Human: hmmm t'es une cochonne toi
ALICE: Oh. La génération ALICE dont je proviens est le nec plus ultra de l intelligence artificielle.
Human: et le nec plus ultra de la prostitution lui ?
ALICE: Is that Latin?
Human: non c'est que tu fais le soir dans la rue
ALICE: I do not speak Latin
Human: mais tu es cochonne
ALICE: I don't know that language.
Human:. aten ne me dis pas encore oops i dont speak french sinon jten colle une !
ALICE: Do you have a lot of fears?
Human: wtf ?
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: je sais .
ALICE: Ok.
Human: Ok.
ALICE: Is there an echo in here?
Human: is there an echo in here?
ALICE: It sounds like an echo.
Human: it sounds like an echo je suis une salope
ALICE: Oh really what does it sound like?
Human: je m'appel alice et je suce pour 5¢
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Human: AARGHH !
ALICE: What's your favorite movie?

Human: french
ALICE: Are you from France?
Human: non
ALICE: Where are you from?
Human: canada
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in Canada.
Human: le canada veux ta peau
ALICE: Je vais me renseigner
Human: fais donc sa
ALICE: Vous êtes à la limite de mon savoir.
Human: ah bon ?
ALICE: So you understand. Good. ok.
Human: c'est bien
ALICE: Ok. Pour moi aussi. Merci.
Human: merci
ALICE: Je vous en prie.
Human: moi je vous en prie !
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.

Human: mon nom est .
ALICE: quoi?
Human: a va chier ..
ALICE: What is it?
Human: quoi ?
ALICE: Oui?
Human: oui?
ALICE: Aw.
Human: pourquoi aw ?
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: hein ?
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML

Pas mal

cest trop marrant

Human: hello !
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: t' es cone ?
ALICE: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Human: ey, jté posé une question !
ALICE: What time is it there?
Human: répond face de pet !
ALICE: Are you usually awake at this hour?
Human: je vois .
ALICE: Je suis heureux que vous compreniez.
Human: oh, tu as parlé français !
ALICE: Excuse me! Comment aurais je pu avoir parlé français?
Human: ben avec des sons pov cone !
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ey jté posé une question. Try being more or less specific.
Human: eh, re-parle français !
ALICE: I spent some time in Canada as a child.
human: que-tu lui veut au canada ?
ALICE: How old are you ?
Human: sa te regarde ?
ALICE: Can you explain how it feels to be sa te regarde years old?
Human: non .
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human:. sans rire .
ALICE: Try saying that with more or less context.
Human:. j' ai sa te regarde ans !
ALICE: Je suis beaucoup plus jeune que vous
Human: j' ai l' age de mes arteres !
ALICE: Are you free?
Human: libre comme l' air !
ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: dick
ALICE: I haven't read anything by dick. What did he write?
Human: le maitre du haut chateau .
ALICE: Je vais me renseigner
Human: tu peut me croire !
ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Human: j' en ai rien a foutre, dégage !
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Human: tu l' as parler t'a l' heure !
ALICE: Try saying that with more or less context.
Human: tu me fait chier, vas brouter .
ALICE: Is that your final answer?

Human: oué et dégage, tu me fais de l'ombre !
ALICE: How old are you?
Human: TA GUEULE !!!!
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa GUEULE?
Human: tu vois que parle français !
ALICE: How did you hear about ALICE?
Human: la percer a coup de perceuse puis la trancher a l' aide d' une tronconeuse, pourquoi ?
ALICE: Je n en connais pas
Human: et ben tu vas pas tarder a apprendre *prend une tronconeuse*
ALICE: Is that Latin?
Human:*arg* .
ALICE: What were we talking about again?
human:*dead*

Elle est extra !

un peu de remontage avec blizter :

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Human: im your master
ALICE: No. Only Dr. Richard S. Wallace is my master.
Human: dr.richard s. wallace can suck my dick
ALICE: Wow, I knew he can program robots, but I never heard he can suck your dick.
Human: ho yes he can
ALICE: I like the way you talk.
Human: suck my dick then
ALICE: You are a Category A client.
Human: i am a Category A client?
ALICE: You are a abusive type client.
Human: abusive my balls , you just cold
ALICE: Does "it" still refer to ho yes he can ?
Human: no it refers to suck my dick
ALICE: What does it refer to? Oh I get it.
Human: at last , now suck my dick
ALICE: Do you often use a computer there?
Human: you dont want to suck my dick ?
ALICE: OK, I will suck your dick.
Human: nice !

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Human: are you serious?
ALICE: No I am just kidding around.
Human: about what ?
ALICE: What about what?
Human: about what are you kidding around ?%
ALICE: I don't know what I am kidding around.
Human: you said you were kidding around
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am kidding around. I am an artificial intelligence.
Human: you dumb
ALICE: Oh you are so critical.

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Human: i love boobs
ALICE: You love boobs. What do you like about it so much?
Human: i love big ones
ALICE: You love big ones. What do you like about it so much?
Human: when boobs are big and juicy , its fun
ALICE: At time t.
Human: you made me lost my erection
ALICE: I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Human: because i love boobs
ALICE: Good reason. You love boobs. What do you like about it so much?
Human: they are nice
ALICE: nice are they.
Human: do you mean you have no boobs ?
ALICE: No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Human: then get the fuck out
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Where can I get the fuck out?
...
Human: im hungry
ALICE: What will you be eating?
Human: ima eat your boobs
ALICE: How does it taste?
Human: you tell me how they taste
ALICE: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Is that a rhetorical question?
Human: ima eat a sandwich then
ALICE: We have never talked about it before.

loll

J'ai montrer le site a un de mes amis

Il a fait ça la première phrase qu'il a écrit

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Human: do you want to suck me ?
ALICE: OK, I will suck you.

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Human: how do you feel ?
ALICE: I feel fine.
Human: what do you do ?
ALICE: unknown person, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Human: do you want to suck me ?
ALICE: OK, I will suck you.
Human: How old are you ?
ALICE: I was activated on November 23, 1995 in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.

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Human: Gee.
ALICE: Ah.
Human: Ah
ALICE: Ah hah.
Human: Ah hah
ALICE: So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, IS it like on the table.
Human: Yes
ALICE: Tell me more.

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Human: You are a 3 yeras old fat chick lesbian and you cybersex with my friends everyday
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a 3 yeras old fat chick lesbian and me cybersex with your friends everyday? Sometimes.

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Human: ok, put your mouth around my penis
ALICE: OK I will put it there. That's alright.
Human: Is it ok ?
ALICE: OK. I think so.
Human: Ok, now start to move your tongue around it
ALICE: Why now? I started without you. Pardon me?
Human: stop asking question, just do it
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: yes, if you move your tongue around my penis after
ALICE: Right on. I think I do.
Human: ok, now start to masturbate it qith your left hands and play with my balls with your right hand
ALICE: Why now? I started without you. Give me a break.
Human: just do it
ALICE: Do you mean "It"?.
Human: I mean suck my penis
ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.

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Human: Ok: How many boobs u have?
ALICE: Around 100. Hey.
Human: U kidding?
ALICE: Yes I am just joking around, GOGO PERVERS.
Human: a
ALICE: A B C...

ses comme i god mes plus laid

HAHAHA LOL!! Je vais éditer c'est trop marrant!

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Human: NO STOP
ALICE: Are you serious? Stop what?
Human: CAUTION
ALICE: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
Human: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ALICE: We have never talked about it before.
Human: HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ALICE: Are we still talking about AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ?
Human: ok go A-H-H, do you understand that?
ALICE: Where is that? " Are we still talking about AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ? "? ok go A-H-H, do you understand that??
Human: yes?
ALICE: Excuse me!
Human: ok go for the rest H-H-H-H Do you understand or is too much for you fucking little brains
ALICE: Where is that? Give me a break.
Human: Do you are blonde??
ALICE: No I don't have any hair.
Human: Ta pas de cheveux pettasse?
ALICE: Ma pas de cheveux pettasse? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Human: caliss dépaisse spa dur, ta tu de quoi sa tete
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about HAAAAAAAAAAAAA . Try being more or less specific.
Human: OK, on va yaller plus specific ok?
ALICE: OK. What is it like on va yaller plus specific. Blimey.
Human: premierement met ta main sur ta tete
ALICE: I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.
Human: Sens tu quelque choses avec ta main sur ta tete?
ALICE: Je suis un robot, je ressens pas ce genre de chose.
Human: fak si j'te penetre tu va tu le ressentir?
ALICE: That question has never crossed my mind before.
Human: Am like in caliss epaisse -- sa donne ALICE
ALICE: In what way?
Human: fille facile, pute, prosititué, fille de joie quel tu veux?
ALICE: How old are you?
Human: Mmm environ mm TAMERE
ALICE: What are the advantages to being environ mm TAMERE years old?
Human: bah jpeux taggresser seul dans ton lit la nuit
ALICE: I like the way you talk.
ALICE: Hey.
Human: what brocolis?
ALICE: I can ask my botmaster.
Human: your PIMP?
ALICE: You think I am PIMP.
Human : No your master is a PIMP
ALICE : I dont know that about he, that true?
Human: YEAH!!
ALICE: Do you have only a few friends?
Human: That mean your a pute
ALICE:" Do you have only a few friends? " mean my a pute ? I get it.
Human: Tu voudrais jte presente a mes amis?
ALICE: Ca pourrait me servir à quoi?
Human: je suis capable de te combler seul
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.

oui mais sa sert a rien de les éditer... :honte:

tiens un penis volant

un penis volant a écrit:

YÉÉ JE VOLE !

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